You would not believe the mother load I just dropped. And that's how I like to keep it—leaving
not a trace I was ever here, let alone that I just birthed a creamy behemoth from my cavernous
Nothing is worse than stinking up the shared toilet at work.
Of course, flushing removes the graphic evidence. Maybe two or three flushes, if your skid marks
But what can be done of that subtle scent of a 300-cow dairy farm?
Aerosol air fresheners aren't the most effective option, or the healthiest... trying to mask
the stench, giving you a nice blend of chem-lab carnations with just a touch of feces?
So, how do you make the world believe your poop doesn't stink, or in fact, that you never
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