RIP VAN WINKLE. A POSTHUMOUS WRITING OF DIEDRICH KNICKERBOCKER.
By Woden, God of Saxons, From whence comes Wensday, that is Wodensday,
Truth is a thing that ever I will keep Unto thylke day in which I creep into
[The following Tale was found among the papers of the late Diedrich Knickerbocker, an old
gentleman of New York, who was very curious in the Dutch History of the province and the
manners of the descendants from its primitive settlers. His historical researches, however,
did not lie so much among books as among men; for the former are lamentably scanty on his
favorite topics; whereas he found the old burghers, and still more, their wives, rich
in that legendary lore, so invaluable to true history. Whenever, therefore, he happened
upon a genuine Dutch family, snugly shut up in its low-roofed farm-house, under a spreading
sycamore, he looked upon it as a little clasped volume of black-letter, and studied it with
the zeal of a bookworm. The result of all these researches was a history
of the province, during the reign of the Dutch governors, which he published some years since.
There have been various opinions as to the literary character of his work, and, to tell
the truth, it is not a whit better than it should be. Its chief merit is its scrupulous
accuracy, which indeed was a little questioned on its first appearance, but has since been
completely established; and it is now admitted into all historical collections, as a book
of unquestionable authority. The old gentleman died shortly after the publication
of his work; and now that he is dead and gone, it cannot do much harm to his memory to say
that his time might have been much better employed in weightier labors. He, however,
was apt to ride his hobby his own way; and though it did now and then kick up the dust
a little in the eyes of his neighbors, and grieve the spirit of some friends, for whom
he felt the truest deference and affection, yet his errors and follies are remembered
"more in sorrow than in anger," and it begins to be suspected, that he never intended to
injure or offend. But however his memory may be appreciated by critics, it is still held
dear among many folks, whose good opinion is well worth having; particularly by certain
biscuit-bakers, who have gone so far as to imprint his likeness on their new-year cakes,
and have thus given him a chance for immortality, almost equal to the being stamped on a Waterloo
medal, or a Queen Anne's farthing.] WHOEVER has made a voyage up the Hudson must
remember the Kaatskill mountains. They are a dismembered branch of the great Appalachian
family, and are seen away to the west of the river, swelling up to a noble height, and
lording it over the surrounding country. Every change of season, every change of weather,
indeed, every hour of the day produces some change in the magical hues and shapes of these
mountains; and they are regarded by all the good wives, far and near, as perfect barometers.
When the weather is fair and settled, they are clothed in blue and purple, and print
their bold outlines on the clear evening sky; but sometimes, when the rest of the landscape
is cloudless, they will gather a hood of gray vapors about their summits, which, in the
last rays of the setting sun, will glow and light up like a crown of glory.
At the foot of these fairy mountains, the voyager may have descried the light smoke
curling up from a Village, whose shingle roofs gleam among the trees, just where the blue
tints of the upland melt away into the fresh green of the nearer landscape. It is a little
village of great antiquity, having been founded by some of the Dutch colonists, in the early
times of the province, just about the beginning of the government of the good Peter Stuyvesant
(may he rest in peace!), and there were some of the houses of the original settlers standing
within a few years, built of small yellow bricks, brought from Holland, having latticed
windows and gable fronts, surmounted with weathercocks.
In that same village, and in one of these very houses (which, to tell the precise truth,
was sadly time-worn and weather-beaten), there lived, many years since, while the country
was yet a province of Great Britain, a simple, good-natured fellow, of the name of Rip Van
Winkle. He was a descendant of the Van Winkles who figured so gallantly in the chivalrous
days of Peter Stuyvesant, and accompanied him to the siege of Fort Christina. He inherited,
however, but little of the martial character of his ancestors. I have observed that he
was a simple, good-natured man; he was, moreover, a kind neighbor, and an obedient henpecked
husband. Indeed, to the latter circumstance might be owing that meekness of spirit which
gained him such universal popularity; for those men are apt to be obsequious and conciliating
abroad, who are under the discipline of shrews at home. Their tempers, doubtless, are rendered
pliant and malleable in the fiery furnace of domestic tribulation, and a curtain-lecture
is worth all the sermons in the world for teaching the virtues of patience and long-suffering.
A termagant wife may, therefore, in some respects, be considered a tolerable blessing, and if
so, Rip Van Winkle was thrice blessed. Certain it is, that he was a great favorite
among all the good wives of the village, who, as usual with the amiable sex, took his part
in all family squabbles, and never failed, whenever they talked those matters over in
their evening gossipings, to lay all the blame on Dame Van Winkle. The children of the village,
too, would shout with joy whenever he approached. He assisted at their sports, made their playthings,
taught them to fly kites and shoot marbles, and told them long stories of ghosts, witches,
and Indians. Whenever he went dodging about the village, he was surrounded by a troop
of them hanging on his skirts, clambering on his back, and playing a thousand tricks
on him with impunity; and not a dog would bark at him throughout the neighborhood.
The great error in Rip's composition was an insuperable aversion to all kinds of profitable
labor. It could not be for want of assiduity or perseverance; for he would sit on a wet
rock, with a rod as long and heavy as a Tartar's lance, and fish all day without a murmur,
even though he should not be encouraged by a single nibble. He would carry a fowling-piece
on his shoulder, for hours together, trudging through woods and swamps, and up hill and
down dale, to shoot a few squirrels or wild pigeons. He would never refuse to assist a
neighbor even in the roughest toil, and was a foremost man in all country frolics for
husking Indian corn, or building stone fences; the women of the village, too, used to employ
him to run their errands, and to do such little odd jobs as their less obliging husbands would
not do for them. In a word, Rip was ready to attend to anybody's business but his own;
but as to doing family duty, and keeping his farm in order, he found it impossible.
In fact, he declared it was of no use to work on his farm; it was the most pestilent little
piece of ground in the whole country; everything about it went wrong, in spite of him. His
fences were continually falling to pieces; his cow would either go astray, or get among
the cabbages; weeds were sure to grow quicker in his fields than anywhere else; the rain
always made a point of setting in just as he had some out-door work to do; so that though
his patrimonial estate had dwindled away under his management, acre by acre, until there
was little more left than a mere patch of Indian corn and potatoes, yet it was the worst-conditioned
farm in the neighborhood. His children, too, were as ragged and wild
as if they belonged to nobody. His son Rip, an urchin begotten in his own likeness, promised
to inherit the habits, with the old clothes, of his father. He was generally seen trooping
like a colt at his mother's heels, equipped in a pair of his father's cast-off galligaskins,
which he had much ado to hold up with one hand, as a fine lady does her train in bad
weather. Rip Van Winkle, however, was one of those
happy mortals, of foolish, well-oiled dispositions, who take the world easy, eat white bread or
brown, whichever can be got with least thought or trouble, and would rather starve on a penny
than work for a pound. If left to himself, he would have whistled life away, in perfect
contentment; but his wife kept continually dinning in his ears about his idleness, his
carelessness, and the ruin he was bringing on his family. Morning, noon, and night, her
tongue was incessantly going, and every thing he said or did was sure to produce a torrent
of household eloquence. Rip had but one way of replying to all lectures of the kind, and
that, by frequent use, had grown into a habit. He shrugged his shoulders, shook his head,
cast up his eyes, but said nothing. This, however, always provoked a fresh volley from
his wife, so that he was fain to draw off his forces, and take to the outside of the
house—the only side which, in truth, belongs to a henpecked husband.
Rip's sole domestic adherent was his dog Wolf, who was as much henpecked as his master; for
Dame Van Winkle regarded them as companions in idleness, and even looked upon Wolf with
an evil eye, as the cause of his master's going so often astray. True it is, in all
points of spirit befitting in honorable dog, he was as courageous an animal as ever scoured
the woods—but what courage can withstand the evil-doing and all-besetting terrors of
a woman's tongue? The moment Wolf entered the house, his crest fell, his tail drooped
to the ground, or curled between his legs, he sneaked about with a gallows air, casting
many a sidelong glance at Dame Van Winkle, and at the least flourish of a broomstick
or ladle, he would fly to the door with yelping precipitation.
Times grew worse and worse with Rip Van Winkle as years of matrimony rolled on; a tart temper
never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with
constant use. For a long while he used to console himself, when driven from home, by
frequenting a kind of perpetual club of the sages, philosophers, and other idle personages
of the village, which held its sessions on a bench before a small inn, designated by
a rubicund portrait of his Majesty George the Third. Here they used to sit in the shade
through a long, lazy summer's day, talking listlessly over village gossip, or telling
endless, sleepy stories about nothing. But it would have been worth any statesman's money
to have heard the profound discussions which sometimes took place, when by chance an old
newspaper fell into their hands from some passing traveller. How solemnly they would
listen to the contents, as drawled out by Derrick Van Bummel, the school-master, a dapper
learned little man, who was not to be daunted by the most gigantic word in the dictionary;
and how sagely they would deliberate upon public events some months after they had taken
place. The opinions of this junto were completely
controlled by Nicholas Vedder, a patriarch of the village, and landlord of the inn, at
the door of which he took his seat from morning till night, just moving sufficiently to avoid
the sun, and keep in the shade of a large tree; so that the neighbors could tell the
hour by his movements as accurately as by a sun-dial. It is true, he was rarely heard
to speak, but smoked his pipe incessantly. His adherents, however (for every great man
has his adherents), perfectly understood him, and knew how to gather his opinions. When
any thing that was read or related displeased him, he was observed to smoke his pipe vehemently,
and to send forth, frequent, and angry puffs; but when pleased, he would inhale the smoke
slowly and tranquilly, and emit it in light and placid clouds, and sometimes, taking the
pipe from his mouth, and letting the fragrant vapor curl about his nose, would gravely nod
his head in token of perfect approbation. From even this stronghold the unlucky Rip
was at length routed by his termagant wife, who would suddenly break in upon the tranquillity
of the assemblage, and call the members all to nought; nor was that august personage,
Nicholas Vedder himself, sacred from the daring tongue of this terrible virago, who charged
him outright with encouraging her husband in habits of idleness.
Poor Rip was at last reduced almost to despair; and his only alternative, to escape from the
labor of the farm and the clamor of his wife, was to take gun in hand, and stroll away into
the woods. Here he would sometimes seat himself at the foot of a tree, and share the contents
of his wallet with Wolf, with whom he sympathized as a fellow-sufferer in persecution. "Poor
Wolf," he would say, "thy mistress leads thee a dog's life of it; but never mind, my lad,
whilst I live thou shalt never want a friend to stand by thee!" Wolf would wag his tail,
look wistfully in his master's face, and if dogs can feel pity, I verily believe he reciprocated
the sentiment with all his heart. In a long ramble of the kind, on a fine autumnal
day, Rip had unconsciously scrambled to one of the highest parts of the Kaatskill mountains.
He was after his favorite sport of squirrel-shooting, and the still solitudes had echoed and re-echoed
with the reports of his gun. Panting and fatigued, he threw himself, late in the afternoon, on
a green knoll, covered with mountain herbage, that crowned the brow of a precipice. From
an opening between the trees, he could overlook all the lower country for many a mile of rich
woodland. He saw at a distance the lordly Hudson, far, far below him, moving on its
silent but majestic course, with the reflection of a purple cloud, or the sail of a lagging
bark, here and there sleeping on its glassy bosom and at last losing itself in the blue
highlands. On the other side he looked down into a deep
mountain glen, wild, lonely, and shagged, the bottom filled with fragments from the
impending cliffs, and scarcely lighted by the reflected rays of the setting sun. For
some time Rip lay musing on this scene; evening was gradually advancing; the mountains began
to throw their long blue shadows over the valleys; he saw that it would be dark long
before he could reach the village; and he heaved a heavy sigh when he thought of encountering
the terrors of Dame Van Winkle. As he was about to descend, he heard a voice
from a distance hallooing: "Rip Van Winkle! Rip Van Winkle!" He looked around, but could
see nothing but a crow winging its solitary flight across the mountain. He thought his
fancy must have deceived him, and turned again to descend, when he heard the same cry ring
through the still evening air, "Rip Van Winkle! Rip Van Winkle!"—at the same time Wolf bristled
up his back, and giving a low growl, skulked to his master's side, looking fearfully down
into the glen. Rip now felt a vague apprehension stealing over him; he looked anxiously in
the same direction, and perceived a strange figure slowly toiling up the rocks, and bending
under the weight of something he carried on his back. He was surprised to see any human
being in this lonely and unfrequented place, but supposing it to be some one of the neighborhood
in need of his assistance, he hastened down to yield it.
On nearer approach, he was still more surprised at the singularity of the stranger's appearance.
He was a short, square-built old fellow, with thick bushy hair, and a grizzled beard. His
dress was of the antique Dutch fashion—a cloth jerkin strapped round the waist—several
pairs of breeches, the outer one of ample volume, decorated with rows of buttons down
the sides, and bunches at the knees. He bore on his shoulders a stout keg, that seemed
full of liquor, and made signs for Rip to approach and assist him with the load. Though
rather shy and distrustful of this new acquaintance, Rip complied with his usual alacrity; and
mutually relieving each other, they clambered up a narrow gully, apparently the dry bed
of a mountain torrent. As they ascended, Rip every now and then heard long rolling peals,
like distant thunder, that seemed to issue out of a deep ravine, or rather cleft between
lofty rocks, toward which their rugged path conducted. He paused for an instant, but supposing
it to be the muttering of one of those transient thunder-showers which often take place in
the mountain heights, he proceeded. Passing through the ravine, they came to a hollow,
like a small amphitheatre, surrounded by perpendicular precipices, over the brinks of which impending
trees shot their branches, so that you only caught glimpses of the azure sky, and the
bright evening cloud. During the whole time Rip and his companion had labored on in silence;
for though the former marvelled greatly what could be the object of carrying a keg of liquor
up this wild mountain, yet there was something strange and incomprehensible about the unknown,
that inspired awe, and checked familiarity. On entering the amphitheatre, new objects
of wonder presented themselves. On a level spot in the centre was a company of odd-looking
personages playing at ninepins. They were dressed in quaint outlandish fashion; some
wore short doublets, others jerkins, with long knives in their belts, and most of them
had enormous breeches, of similar style with that of the guide's. Their visages, too, were
peculiar; one had a large head, broad face, and small piggish eyes; the face of another
seemed to consist entirely of nose, and was surmounted by a white sugar-loaf hat, set
off with a little red cock's tail. They all had beards, of various shapes and colors.
There was one who seemed to be the commander. He was a stout old gentleman, with a weather-beaten
countenance; he wore a laced doublet, broad belt and hanger, high-crowned hat and feather,
red stockings, and high-heeled shoes, with roses in them. The whole group reminded Rip
of the figures in an old Flemish painting, in the parlor of Dominie Van Schaick, the
village parson, and which had been brought over from Holland at the time of the settlement.
What seemed particularly odd to Rip was, that though these folks were evidently amusing
themselves, yet they maintained the gravest faces, the most mysterious silence, and were,
withal, the most melancholy party of pleasure he had ever witnessed. Nothing interrupted
the stillness of the scene but the noise of the balls, which, whenever they were rolled,
echoed along the mountains like rumbling peals of thunder.
As Rip and his companion approached them, they suddenly desisted from their play, and
stared at him with such a fixed statue-like gaze, and such strange uncouth, lack-lustre
countenances, that his heart turned within him, and his knees smote together. His companion
now emptied the contents of the keg into large flagons, and made signs to him to wait upon
the company. He obeyed with fear and trembling; they quaffed the liquor in profound silence,
and then returned to their game. By degrees, Rip's awe and apprehension subsided.
He even ventured, when no eye was fixed upon him, to taste the beverage which he found
had much of the flavor of excellent Hollands. He was naturally a thirsty soul, and was soon
tempted to repeat the draught. One taste provoked another; and he reiterated his visits to the
flagon so often, that at length his senses were overpowered, his eyes swam in his head,
his head gradually declined, and he fell into a deep sleep.
On waking, he found himself on the green knoll whence he had first seen the old man of the
glen. He rubbed his eyes—it was a bright sunny morning. The birds were hopping and
twittering among the bushes, and the eagle was wheeling aloft, and breasting the pure
mountain breeze. "Surely," thought Rip, "I have not slept here all night." He recalled
the occurrences before he fell asleep. The strange man with the keg of liquor—the mountain
ravine—the wild retreat among the rocks—the woe-begone party at ninepins—the flagon—"Oh!
that flagon! that wicked flagon!" thought Rip—"what excuse shall I make to Dame Van
Winkle?" He looked round for his gun, but in place
of the clean well-oiled fowling-piece, he found an old firelock lying by him, the barrel
encrusted with rust, the lock falling off, and the stock worm-eaten. He now suspected
that the grave roysterers of the mountains had put a trick upon him, and, having dosed
him with liquor, had robbed him of his gun. Wolf, too, had disappeared, but he might have
strayed away after a squirrel or partridge. He whistled after him and shouted his name,
but all in vain; the echoes repeated his whistle and shout, but no dog was to be seen.
He determined to revisit the scene of the last evening's gambol, and if he met with
any of the party, to demand his dog and gun. As he rose to walk, he found himself stiff
in the joints, and wanting in his usual activity. "These mountain beds do not agree with me,"
thought Rip, "and if this frolic, should lay me up with a fit of the rheumatism, I shall
have a blessed time with Dame Van Winkle." With some difficulty he got down into the
glen: he found the gully up which he and his companion had ascended the preceding evening;
but to his astonishment a mountain stream was now foaming down it, leaping from rock
to rock, and filling the glen with babbling murmurs. He, however, made shift to scramble
up its sides, working his toilsome way through thickets of birch, sassafras, and witch-hazel;
and sometimes tripped up or entangled by the wild grape vines that twisted their coils
and tendrils from tree to tree, and spread a kind of network in his path.
At length he reached to where the ravine had opened through the cliffs to the amphitheatre;
but no traces of such opening remained. The rocks presented a high impenetrable wall,
over which the torrent came tumbling in a sheet of feathery foam, and fell into a broad
deep basin, black from the shadows of the surrounding forest. Here, then, poor Rip was
brought to a stand. He again called and whistled after his dog; he was only answered by the
cawing of a flock of idle crows, sporting high in the air about a dry tree that overhung
a sunny precipice; and who, secure in their elevation, seemed to look down and scoff at
the poor man's perplexities. What was to be done? The morning was passing away, and Rip
felt famished for want of his breakfast. He grieved to give up his dog and gun; he dreaded
to meet his wife; but it would not do to starve among the mountains. He shook his head, shouldered
the rusty firelock, and, with a heart full of trouble and anxiety, turned his steps homeward.
As he approached the village, he met a number of people, but none whom he new, which somewhat
surprised him, for he had thought himself acquainted with every one in the country round.
Their dress, too, was of a different fashion from that to which he was accustomed. They
all stared at him with equal marks of surprise, and whenever they cast eyes upon him, invariably
stroked their chins. The constant recurrence of this gesture, induced Rip, involuntarily,
to do, the same, when, to his astonishment, he found his beard had grown a foot long!
He had now entered the skirts of the village. A troop of strange children ran at his heels,
hooting after him, and pointing at his gray beard. The dogs, too, not one of which he
recognized for an old acquaintance, barked at him as he passed. The very village was
altered: it was larger and more populous. There were rows of houses which he had never
seen before, and those which had been his familiar haunts had disappeared. Strange names
were over the doors—strange faces at the windows—everything was strange. His mind
now misgave him; he began to doubt whether both he and the world around him were not
bewitched. Surely this was his native village, which he had left but a day before. There
stood the Kaatskill mountains—there ran the silver Hudson at a distance—there was
every hill and dale precisely as it had always been—Rip was sorely perplexed—"That flagon
last night," thought he, "has addled my poor head sadly!"
It was with some difficulty that he found the way to his own house, which he approached
with silent awe, expecting every moment to hear the shrill voice of Dame Van Winkle.
He found the house gone to decay—the roof had fallen in, the windows shattered, and
the doors off the hinges. A half-starved dog, that looked like Wolf, was skulking about
it. Rip called him by name, but the cur snarled, showed his teeth, and passed on. This was
an unkind cut indeed.—"My very dog," sighed poor Rip, "has forgotten me!"
He entered the house, which, to tell the truth, Dame Van Winkle had always kept in neat order.
It was empty, forlorn, and apparently abandoned. This desolateness overcame all his connubial
fears—he called loudly for his wife and children—the lonely chambers rang for a
moment with his voice, and then all again was silence.
He now hurried forth, and hastened to his old resort, the village inn—but it too was
gone. A large rickety wooden building stood in its place, with great gaping windows, some
of them broken, and mended with old hats and petticoats, and over the door was painted,
"The Union Hotel, by Jonathan Doolittle." Instead of the great tree that used to shelter
the quiet little Dutch inn of yore, there now was reared a tall naked pole, with something
on the top that looked like a red nightcap, and from it was fluttering a flag, on which
was a singular assemblage of stars and stripes—all this was strange and incomprehensible. He
recognized on the sign, however, the ruby face of King George, under which he had smoked
so many a peaceful pipe, but even this was singularly metamorphosed. The red coat was
changed for one of blue and buff, a sword was held in the hand instead of a sceptre,
the head was decorated with a cocked hat, and underneath was painted in large characters,
"GENERAL WASHINGTON." There was, as usual, a crowd of folk about
the door, but none that Rip recollected. The very character of the people seemed changed.
There was a busy, bustling, disputatious tone about it, instead of the accustomed phlegm
and drowsy tranquillity. He looked in vain for the sage Nicholas Vedder, with his broad
face, double chin, and fair long pipe, uttering clouds of tobacco-smoke, instead of idle speeches;
or Van Bummel, the schoolmaster, doling forth the contents of an ancient newspaper. In place
of these, a lean, bilious-looking fellow, with his pockets full of handbills, was haranguing,
vehemently about rights of citizens-elections—members of Congress—liberty—Bunker's hill—heroes
of seventy-six-and other words, which were a perfect Babylonish jargon to the bewildered
Van Winkle. The appearance of Rip, with his long, grizzled
beard, his rusty fowling-piece, his uncouth dress, and the army of women and children
at his heels, soon attracted the attention of the tavern politicians. They crowded round
him, eying him from head to foot, with great curiosity. The orator bustled up to him, and,
drawing him partly aside, inquired, "on which side he voted?" Rip stared in vacant stupidity.
Another short but busy little fellow pulled him by the arm, and rising on tiptoe, inquired
in his ear, "whether he was Federal or Democrat." Rip was equally at a loss to comprehend the
question; when a knowing, self-important old gentleman, in a sharp cocked hat, made his
way through the crowd, putting them to the right and left with his elbows as he passed,
and planting himself before Van Winkle, with one arm akimbo, the other resting on his cane,
his keen eyes and sharp hat penetrating, as it were, into his very soul, demanded in an
austere tone, "What brought him to the election with a gun on his shoulder, and a mob at his
heels; and whether he meant to breed a riot in the village?"
"Alas! gentlemen," cried Rip, somewhat dismayed, "I am a poor, quiet man, a native of the place,
and a loyal subject of the King, God bless him!"
Here a general shout burst from the bystanders-"a tory! a tory! a spy! a refugee! hustle him!
away with him!" It was with great difficulty that the self-important man in the cocked
hat restored order; and having assumed a tenfold austerity of brow, demanded again of the unknown
culprit, what he came there for, and whom he was seeking. The poor man humbly assured
him that he meant no harm, but merely came there in search of some of his neighbors,
who used to keep about the tavern. "Well—who are they?—name them."
Rip bethought himself a moment, and inquired, Where's Nicholas Vedder?
There was a silence for a little while, when an old man replied, in a thin, piping voice,
"Nicholas Vedder? why, he is dead and gone these eighteen years! There was a wooden tombstone
in the churchyard that used to tell all about him, but that's rotten and gone too."
"Where's Brom Dutcher?" "Oh, he went off to the army in the beginning
of the war; some say he was killed at the storming of Stony-Point—others say he was
drowned in a squall at the foot of Antony's Nose. I don't know—he never came back again."
"Where's Van Bummel, the schoolmaster?" "He went off to the wars, too; was a great
militia general, and is now in Congress." Rip's heart died away, at hearing of these
sad changes in his home and friends, and finding himself thus alone in the world. Every answer
puzzled him too, by treating of such enormous lapses of time, and of matters which he could
not understand: war—Congress-Stony-Point;—he had no courage to ask after any more friends,
but cried out in despair, "Does nobody here know Rip Van Winkle?"
"Oh, Rip Van Winkle!" exclaimed two or three. "Oh, to be sure! that's Rip Van Winkle yonder,
leaning against the tree." Rip looked, and beheld a precise counterpart
of himself as he went up the mountain; apparently as lazy, and certainly as ragged. The poor
fellow was now completely confounded. He doubted his own identity, and whether he was himself
or another man. In the midst of his bewilderment, the man in the cocked hat demanded who he
was, and what was his name? "God knows!" exclaimed he at his wit's end;
"I'm not myself—I'm somebody else—that's me yonder-no—that's somebody else, got into
my shoes—I was myself last night, but I fell asleep on the mountain, and they've changed
my gun, and everything's changed, and I'm changed, and I can't tell what's my name,
or who I am!" The by-standers began now to look at each
other, nod, wink significantly, and tap their fingers against their foreheads. There was
a whisper, also, about securing the gun, and keeping the old fellow from doing mischief;
at the very suggestion of which, the self-important man with the cocked hat retired with some
precipitation. At this critical moment a fresh, comely woman pressed through the throng to
get a peep at the gray-bearded man. She had a chubby child in her arms, which, frightened
at his looks, began to cry. "Hush, Rip," cried she, "hush, you little fool; the old man won't
hurt you." The name of the child, the air of the mother, the tone of her voice, all
awakened a train of recollections in his mind. "What is your name, my good woman?" asked
"And your father's name?" "Ah, poor man, Rip Van Winkle was his name,
but it's twenty years since he went away from home with his gun, and never has been heard
of since,—his dog came home without him; but whether he shot himself, or was carried
away by the Indians, nobody can tell. I was then but a little girl."
Rip had but one more question to ask; but he put it with a faltering voice:
"Where's your mother?" Oh, she too had died but a short time since;
she broke a blood-vessel in a fit of passion at a New-England pedler.
There was a drop of comfort, at least, in this intelligence. The honest man could contain
himself no longer. He caught his daughter and her child in his arms. "I am your father!"
cried he-"Young Rip Van Winkle once-old Rip Van Winkle now—Does nobody know poor Rip
Van Winkle!" All stood amazed, until an old woman, tottering
out from among the crowd, put her hand to her brow, and peering under it in his face
for a moment exclaimed, "sure enough! it is Rip Van Winkle—it is himself. Welcome home
again, old neighbor. Why, where have you been these twenty long years?"
Rip's story was soon told, for the whole twenty years had been to him but as one night. The
neighbors stared when they heard it; some were seen to wink at each other, and put their
tongues in their cheeks; and the self-important man in the cocked hat, who, when the alarm
was over, had returned to the field, screwed down the corners of his mouth, and shook his
head—upon which there was a general shaking of the head throughout the assemblage.
It was determined, however, to take the opinion of old Peter Vanderdonk, who was seen slowly
advancing up the road. He was a descendant of the historian of that name, who wrote one
of the earliest accounts of the province. Peter was the most ancient inhabitant of the
village, and well versed in all the wonderful events and traditions of the neighborhood.
He recollected Rip at once, and corroborated his story in the most satisfactory manner.
He assured the company that it was a fact, handed down from his ancestor, the historian,
that the Kaatskill mountains had always been haunted by strange beings. That it was affirmed
that the great Hendrick Hudson, the first discoverer of the river and country, kept
a kind of vigil there every twenty years, with his crew of the Half-moon; being permitted
in this way to revisit the scenes of his enterprise, and keep a guardian eye upon the river and
the great city called by his name. That his father had once seen them in their old Dutch
dresses playing at ninepins in the hollow of the mountain; and that he himself had heard,
one summer afternoon, the sound of their balls, like distant peals of thunder.
To make a long story short, the company broke up, and returned to the more important concerns
of the election. Rip's daughter took him home to live with her; she had a snug, well-furnished
house, and a stout cheery farmer for a husband, whom Rip recollected for one of the urchins
that used to climb upon his back. As to Rip's son and heir, who was the ditto of himself,
seen leaning against the tree, he was employed to work on the farm; but evinced an hereditary
disposition to attend to any thing else but his business.
Rip now resumed his old walks and habits; he soon found many of his former cronies,
though all rather the worse for the wear and tear of time; and preferred making friends
among the rising generation, with whom he soon grew into great favor.
Having nothing to do at home, and being arrived at that happy age when a man can be idle with
impunity, he took his place once more on the bench, at the inn door, and was reverenced
as one of the patriarchs of the village, and a chronicle of the old times "before the war."
It was some time before he could get into the regular track of gossip, or could be made
to comprehend the strange events that had taken place during his torpor. How that there
had been a revolutionary war—that the country had thrown off the yoke of old England—and
that, instead of being a subject to his Majesty George the Third, he was now a free citizen
of the United States. Rip, in fact, was no politician; the changes of states and empires
made but little impression on him; but there was one species of despotism under which he
had long groaned, and that was—petticoat government. Happily, that was at an end; he
had got his neck out of the yoke of matrimony, and could go in and out whenever he pleased,
without dreading the tyranny of Dame Van Winkle. Whenever her name was mentioned, however,
he shook his head, shrugged his shoulders, and cast up his eyes; which might pass either
for an expression of resignation to his fate, or joy at his deliverance.
He used to tell his story to every stranger that arrived at Mr. Doolittle's hotel. He
was observed, at first, to vary on some points every time he told it, which was, doubtless,
owing to his having so recently awaked. It at last settled down precisely to the tale
I have related, and not a man, woman, or child in the neighborhood, but knew it by heart.
Some always pretended to doubt the reality of it, and insisted that Rip had been out
of his head, and that this was one point on which he always remained flighty. The old
Dutch inhabitants, however, almost universally gave it full credit. Even to this day, they
never hear a thunder-storm of a summer afternoon about the Kaatskill, but they say Hendrick
Hudson and his crew are at their game of ninepins; and it is a common wish of all henpecked husbands
in the neighborhood, when life hangs heavy on their hands, that they might have a quieting
draught out of Rip Van Winkle's flagon. NOTE.
The foregoing tale, one would suspect, had been suggested to Mr. Knickerbocker by a little
German superstition about the Emperor Frederick der Rothbart and the Kypphauser mountain;
the subjoined note, however, which had appended to the tale, shows that it is an absolute
fact, narrated with his usual fidelity. "The story of Rip Van Winkle may seem incredible
to many, but nevertheless I give it my full belief, for I know the vicinity of our old
Dutch settlements to have been very subject to marvellous events and appearances. Indeed,
I have heard many stranger stories than this, in the villages along the Hudson; all of which
were too well authenticated to admit of a doubt. I have even talked with Rip Van Winkle
myself, who, when last I saw him, was a very venerable old man, and so perfectly rational
and consistent on every other point, that I think no conscientious person could refuse
to take this into the bargain; nay, I have seen a certificate on the subject taken before
a country justice, and signed with cross, in the justice's own handwriting. The story,
therefore, is beyond the possibility of doubt. "D. K." POSTSCRIPT.
The following are travelling notes from a memorandum-book of Mr. Knickerbocker:
The Kaatsberg or Catskill mountains have always been a region full of fable. The Indians considered
them the abode of spirits, who influenced the weather, spreading sunshine or clouds
over the landscape, and sending good or bad hunting seasons. They were ruled by an old
squaw spirit, said to be their mother. She dwelt on the highest peak of the Catskills,
and had charge of the doors of day and night to open and shut them at the proper hour.
She hung up the new moons in the skies, and cut up the old ones into stars. In times of
drought, if properly propitiated, she would spin light summer clouds out of cobwebs and
morning dew, and send them off from the crest of the mountain, flake after flake, like flakes
of carded cotton, to float in the air; until, dissolved by the heat of the sun, they would
fall in gentle showers, causing the grass to spring, the fruits to ripen, and the corn
to grow an inch an hour. If displeased, however, she would brew up clouds black as ink, sitting
in the midst of them like a bottle-bellied spider in the midst of its web; and when these
clouds broke, woe betide the valleys! In old times, say the Indian traditions, there
was a kind of Manitou or Spirit, who kept about the wildest recesses of the Catskill
mountains, and took a mischievous pleasure in wreaking all kind of evils and vexations
upon the red men. Sometimes he would assume the form of a bear, a panther, or a deer,
lead the bewildered hunter a weary chase through tangled forests and among ragged rocks, and
then spring off with a loud ho! ho! leaving him aghast on the brink of a beetling precipice
or raging torrent. The favorite abode of this Manitou is still
shown. It is a rock or cliff on the loneliest port of the mountains, and, from the flowering
vines which clamber about it, and the wild flowers which abound in its neighborhood,
is known by the name of the Garden Rock. Near the foot of it is a small lake, the haunt
of the solitary bittern, with water-snakes basking in the sun on the leaves of the pond-lilies
which lie on the surface. This place was held in great awe by the Indians, insomuch that
the boldest hunter would not pursue his game within its precincts. Once upon a time, however,
a hunter who had lost his way penetrated to the Garden Rock, where he beheld a number
of gourds placed in the crotches of trees. One of these he seized and made off with it,
but in the hurry of his retreat he let it fall among the rocks, when a great stream
gushed forth, which washed him away and swept him down precipices, where he was dished to
pieces, and the stream made its way to the Hudson, and continues to flow to the present
day, being the identical stream known by the name of the Kaaterskill.