Do you think, everything, everyone, is going mental,
It seems to me we're spiralling outta control and it's inevitable,
This time is yours, this time is mine,
It seems to me, we're on all fours,
Do I feel alright? No not slightly,
I wanna get a flat, I know I can afford it,
It's just the bureaucrats who won't give me a mortgage,
It's very funny cos I got your fuckin money,
And I'm never gonna get it just cos of my bad credit
Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble,
I suppose it's just the way the cookie crumbles.
I'm having the time of my life.
Don't you want something else,
Something new, than what we've got here,
And don't you feel it's all the same,
Some sick game and it's so insincere,
I wish I could change the ways of the world,
Don't say it's gonna be alright,
I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognaise,
and not feel bad about it for days and days and days.
All the magazines they talk about weight loss,
If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss,
Oh no it's not the life that I chose,
But I guess its just the way that things go,
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Do I feel alright? No not slightly,
I wanna get a flat, I know I can't afford it,
It's just the bureaucrats who won't give me a mortgage,
Well it's very funny cos I got your fuckin money,
And I'm never gonna get it just cos of my bad credit
Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble,
I suppose its just the way the cookie crumbles.
But I guess its just the way that things go
I suppose its just the way the cookie crumbles,