A Mexican Genie

A Mexican lady was walking along the bank of the Rio Grande when she stumbled upon un old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant her ONE weesh.

She said to the Genie. "I heard from mi prima that I coo get three weeshes if I ever found a Genie. The Genie said, "Oh no, sorry, esa. Three-weesh genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a ONE-WEESH Genie, Uno, no mas! So… que quiere?

The lady didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.

See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with eash other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americanos. It will bring world peace and harmony." The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Orale! BE REASONABLE! These countries have been at war for thousands of years.

I'm out of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done. "PLEASE make another weesh and please be reasonable."

The lady thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never bean able to fine the right man. I want a Mexicano boyfriend… You know, one that's DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice y fun, likes to Cumbia and helps with cleaning la casa. I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi familia, and is FAITHFUL and doesn't throw chingasos at me. That's what I weesh for… a good Mexicano man.

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, " Let me see that freakin' map again."